For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
> I could not stop laughing when I watched this. He clearly just didn’t want any cereal.
> I laughed for a good 37 seconds.
so fucking funny!
If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
i want to go in…
tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
Introducing, pocket penguin! Everyone should have a pocket penguin. ^u^
I want a pocket penguin! <3
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
My absolute favorite Tumblr post of all Time.
My sister: Marcus, I just want you to know. Your name isn’t Marcus. On your birth certificate, it’s Joe Jonas.
……I always knew I was destined for greatness.